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This is a great little story that Courtney wrote:
Relena: I'm going to shoot you! [pulls trigger of gun trying to hit Lady Une]

Lady Une: [Lady Une dodges bullet that wasn't going to hit her anyway cause it was 10 feet off, grabs gun and yanks it away from Relena]Muahaha! You idiot![pulls trigger]

Relena: ahhg... Why did you shoot me... I'm a pacifist... **gasps for breath**... I will destroy y... [dies]

Lady Une: [spits on Relena's body lying on the ground] Bitch...

Heero: I'm Finally Free!!!


By the Almighty Courtney

Why I hate Relena...
I hate Relena Dorlain aka Relena Peacecraft aka Relena Piece-o-crap. I have my reasons. I'm not just some mindless person that blindly hates people or characters for no reason.
Reason #1. She's ugly. I know. You can't judge a book by its cover, but dayam! She's ugly.

Reason #2. She's a pacifist. I don't mind most pacifists, but the radical pacifists need help. Now, Ghandi, that's an example of a good pacifist. Relena just got in the way.

Reason #3. She has a psychotic love for Heero Yuy. She randomly screams out his name when he isn't even on earth! She stalks him. He's trying to keep a low profile, but he has to deal with her searching him out every place that he goes. That's not really helping him fulfill his mission. Not to mention, he doesn't love her! Can't you see the horrified expressions on his face when she's near? He only pretends to like her at times to toy with her heart. Buaha. Ah, I love his evilness *.*

Reason #4. She gets in the way. This is due to her stupidity and pacifism. She doesn't realize that when people are blood thirsty peace talks are no good. They want to kill therefore, they will. The mindless rambling of one stupid girl will not change the mind of an entire blood thirsty army.

Reason #5. She's stupid! She has the worst timing. When Lucrezia Noin specifically tells her to keep quiet Relena runs up in front of an entire group of officials and starts spouting out her beliefs.

Reason #6. She's troublesome. No matter what someone has to be babysitting her at all times. She can't be left alone because the dumb kid will get herself killed. Of course, if it were up to me she would already be dead.

 
   
 

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